The Highest Economic Output in Lasagna
World Census bean-counters crunched the numbers to calculate national Gross Domestic Product. Older nations, with higher populations, were noted to have a distinct advantage.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Incorporated States of Inner AginanaUsordia | Civil Rights Lovefest | “Enjoy yourself.” | |
| 2. |  The Blackstar of Prometheus- | Libertarian Police State | “All my friends are heathens, take it slow...” | |
| 3. |  The Republic of New Sicily Islands | Civil Rights Lovefest | “Might Makes Right” | |
| 4. |  The Kingdom of Planctonia | New York Times Democracy | “Pride and Industry” | |
| 5. |  The Rogue Nation of Jumpin Jack | Scandinavian Liberal Paradise | “I was born in a cross-fire hurricane.” |