The Most Advanced Law Enforcement in Lasagna
World Census interns were framed for minor crimes in order to measure the response times, effectiveness, and amount of firepower deployed by the law enforcement agencies of different nations.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Incorporated States of Inner AginanaUsordia | Civil Rights Lovefest | “Enjoy yourself.” | |
| 2. |  The Rogue Nation of Jumpin Jack | Scandinavian Liberal Paradise | “I was born in a cross-fire hurricane.” | |
| 3. |  The Republic of New Sicily Islands | Civil Rights Lovefest | “Might Makes Right” | |
| 4. |  The Blackstar of Prometheus- | Libertarian Police State | “All my friends are heathens, take it slow...” | |
| 5. |  The Kingdom of Planctonia | New York Times Democracy | “Pride and Industry” |