The Largest Cheese Export Sector in Hell
Qualified World Census Cheese Masters nibbled their way across the globe to determine which nations have the most developed cheese exports.
 | Nation | World | Mozzarella Productivity Index | ||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Slow Loud Breathers of Donkervader | 31st | 25,911.38 | ||
| 2. |  The Mad King of Hell of The Stalker | 51st | 21,969.68 | ||
| 3. |  The 𝔊𝔯𝔞𝔫𝔡 ℑ𝔪𝔭𝔢𝔯𝔦𝔲𝔪 of Altmoras | 234th | 14,529.79 | ||
| 4. |  The Anti-Harry Potter Prison of Eta Carinae | 289th | 13,586.91 | ||
| 5. |  The Pub of Cynical Alcoholics | 910th | 9,744.59 | ||
| 6. |  The Federation of MANN COrp | 3,485th | 7,886.89 | ||
| 7. |  The Ⓐⓤⓣⓞⓝⓞⓜⓞⓤⓢ Ⓐⓖⓡⓐⓡⓘⓐⓝ Ⓒⓞⓜⓜⓤⓝⓔⓢ of Baldwin Park | 4,543rd | 7,248.54 | ||
| 8. |  The Republic of -Watching And-Dreaming | 8,430th | 6,339.7 | ||
| 9. |  The Nukes of Radiation Demon 4 | 9,334th | 6,235.76 | ||
| 10. |  The Insane One Eye Zombie Killer of The Governor- | 10,578th | 6,105.73 | ||