The Most Advanced Public Education in Hell
Fresh-faced World Census agents infiltrated schools with varying degrees of success in order to determine which nations had the most widespread, well-funded, and advanced public education programs.
As a region, Hell is ranked 5,749th in the world for Most Advanced Public Education.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Commonwealth of Boolaroo | Father Knows Best State | “The tyranny of absolutes must go!” | |
| 2. |  The World of Sathan | Psychotic Dictatorship | “Hail Satan” | |
| 3. |  The Free Land of Impending Damnation | Anarchy | “Freedom from authority; freedom from accountability” | |
| 4. |  The GUNDUMZIAN Protectorate of Draconic Aiur | Left-Leaning College State | “You can't succeed unless you're willing to risk failure” | |
| 5. |  The New Coalition of Austin Setzer | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “All good shall rise, all evil shall fall” | |
| 6. |  The Pub of Cynical Alcoholics | Capitalizt | “So it goes.” | |
| 7. |  The Calm Nation of Morbus | Democratic Socialists | “It's not the end yet” | |
| 8. |  The Divine Empress of New New Atlantis | Psychotic Dictatorship | “The weak must suffer so that the strong may thrive.” | |
| 9. |  The Ⓐⓤⓣⓞⓝⓞⓜⓞⓤⓢ Ⓐⓖⓡⓐⓡⓘⓐⓝ Ⓒⓞⓜⓜⓤⓝⓔⓢ of Baldwin Park | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “The people are the heroes now!” | |
| 10. |  The Terrifying Abyssal Presence of Premedite | Iron Fist Consumerists | “♫♫♫♫♫♫” |