The Most Primitive in Haiku
Nations were ranked by World Census officials based on the number of natural phenomena attributed to the unknowable will of animal-based spirit gods.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Phoenix Kingdom of Darastrixethe | Mother Knows Best State | “In the name of Xo, we are forever bound.” | |
| 2. |  The Endless Epics of Rhyme | Scandinavian Liberal Paradise | “Sing to Us, Oh Muse, of Edifying Verses Given in Haiku” | |
| 3. |  The Urmel Island of Titiwu | New York Times Democracy | “Dreaming of the Cretaceous” | |
| 4. |  The Beautiful Deathlings of Xiaomei | Iron Fist Consumerists | “Bleed Beauty. Sing until your voice gives out.” | |
| 5. |  The Musical Plague of Tap-Dancing Demons | Father Knows Best State | “What a lot of fun, you guys have been real... swell!” | |
| 6. |  The Republic of Sands of Time | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “By The People For The People” | |
| 7. |  The Pro-Life Monoculture of Life Support WA | Scandinavian Liberal Paradise | “The good life: Peace, Health, Kindness, Joy” | |
| 8. |  The Pending Theme of Carmiex | Democratic Socialists | “This is a Haiku” | |
| 9. |  The Frozen Tundra of Froyodia | Left-wing Utopia | “It's okay to pretend it's healthy” | |
| 10. |  The Community of Haikustan | Democratic Socialists | “A nomad I am, always so harmonious, I hail Haikustan!” |