The Most Cheerful Citizens in Haiku
The World Census shared cheeky grins with citizens around the world in order to determine which were the most relentlessly cheerful.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The ThousandfoldWorldsLiberation of NinjitsUtopia | Democratic Socialists | “LiberationNow_ThousandfoldWorldsUniteAs_Proletariat” | |
| 2. |  The 𓅝𓁟 Technocracy of Nyyx | Scandinavian Liberal Paradise | “You're gonna rattle the stars, you are!” | |
| 3. |  The Urmel Island of Titiwu | New York Times Democracy | “Dreaming of the Cretaceous” | |
| 4. |  The Endless Epics of Rhyme | Scandinavian Liberal Paradise | “Sing to Us, Oh Muse, of Edifying Verses Given in Haiku” | |
| 5. |  The Uncommonwealth of The Snazzylands | Iron Fist Socialists | “May She Be Worthy of the Name” | |
| 6. |  The Arty Fish Oil Intelligence of The Voice of ARB | Left-Leaning College State | “Life is a game: live it to play, not to win” | |
| 7. |  The Pro-Life Monoculture of Life Support WA | Scandinavian Liberal Paradise | “The good life: Peace, Health, Kindness, Joy” | |
| 8. |  The Frozen Tundra of Froyodia | Left-wing Utopia | “It's okay to pretend it's healthy” | |
| 9. |  The Res Publica Serenissima of Logophilia Lyricalia | Scandinavian Liberal Paradise | “We suffer not a dearth of the pompous” | |
| 10. |  The Excellent Peoples of Nycetri | Left-wing Utopia | “Be excellent to each other” |