The Largest Mining Sector in Haiku
World Census experts measured the volume of stuff removed from the ground to determine which nations have the largest mining industries.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Borderlands of Thistledom | Corporate Police State | “Sit down, shut up, and drink your tea.” | |
| 2. |  The Rogue Nation of DSN64 | Democratic Socialists | “Twirling Toward Freedom” | |
| 3. |  The Free Land of Nocutter | Capitalist Paradise | “If the market is not free then neither are we!” | |
| 4. |  The Musical Plague of Tap-Dancing Demons | Father Knows Best State | “What a lot of fun, you guys have been real... swell!” | |
| 5. |  The Rogue Nation of GSN19 | Father Knows Best State | “Tiocfaidh ár lá” | |
| 6. |  The Republic of Sands of Time | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “By The People For The People” | |
| 7. |  The Backward Republic of Ukiah | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Three lines, no waiting!” | |
| 8. |  The Excellent Peoples of Nycetri | Left-wing Utopia | “Be excellent to each other” | |
| 9. |  The Nennan Ranterarrees of Atesorinia | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Onirante sa nennanorin” | |
| 10. |  The Pending Theme of Carmiex | Democratic Socialists | “This is a Haiku” |