The Most Alphabetically Ascendent in Greater Middle East
Linguistic experts debated late into the night to place nations in alphabetical order.
| Nation | WA Category | Motto | ||
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Loving Couple of -4rtFan | Moralistic Democracy | “Lumity” | |
| 2. |  The Republic of -India- | Right-wing Utopia | “Satyameva Jayate” | |
| 3. |  The Republic of -Nagy Magyarorszag- | Psychotic Dictatorship | “Isten és a nemzet dicsőségére” | |
| 4. |  The Republic of -Persia | Conservative Democracy | “Long Live Iran!” | |
| 5. | The Islamic Republic of 1ran | Democratic Socialists | “Long Live Iran!” | |
| 6. |  The United Arab Republic of Abu Arabia | Psychotic Dictatorship | “أعظم أمة هي الأمة العربية” | |
| 7. |  The Islamic Emirate of Affghanistan | Corrupt Dictatorship | “لا إله إلا الله، محمد رسول الله” | |
| 8. |  The Imperial State of Afsharid Persia | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Long Live Persia! | !زنده باد ایران” | |
| 9. |  The Kingdom of Ahayid | Anarchy | “Light of Hope, Unity of the People, Strength of Will” | |
| 10. |  The Theocracy of Aldzayir | Psychotic Dictatorship | “Lā ʾilāha illā l-Lāh; Muḥammadu r-rasūlu l-Lāh” |