The Fattest Citizens in Greater Dienstad
World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Confederate States of Scandinavian Nations | Capitalist Paradise | “Ambitious, but rubbish.” | |
| 2. |  The Principality of Froggend | Iron Fist Consumerists | “Half Frog, Half Man” | |
| 3. |  The Protectorate of Lyras | Iron Fist Consumerists | “Undaunted” | |
| 4. |  The Empire of the Golden Throne of The Macabees | Anarchy | “Non Plus Ultra” | |
| 5. |  The Eternal Union of The Ice States | Compulsory Consumerist State | “Cadere Vivere, Et Vivere In Aeternum” | |
| 6. |  The Republic of Eitoan | Corporate Bordello | “No Man A Slave” | |
| 7. |  The Kingdom of Castilla y Belmonte | Capitalist Paradise | “Non Plus Ultra” | |
| 8. |  The Principality of Western Dienstad Trading Company | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Where Trade Winds Blow, We shall follow.” | |
| 9. |  The Republic of Nova Orontes | Capitalist Paradise | “Peace be unto you” | |
| 10. |  The Corporate States of Vokhodia of Tnemrot | Psychotic Dictatorship | “Vokhodia Prevails!” |