The Fattest Citizens in Greater Dienstad
World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."
As a region, Greater Dienstad is ranked 6,852nd in the world for Fattest Citizens.
 | Nation | World | Obesity Rate | ||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Confederate States of Scandinavian Nations | 753rd | 72.89 | ||
| 2. |  The Principality of Froggend | 804th | 71.17 | ||
| 3. |  The Protectorate of Lyras | 979th | 65.88 | ||
| 4. |  The Empire of the Golden Throne of The Macabees | 1,036th | 64.13 | ||
| 5. |  The Eternal Union of The Ice States | 1,405th | 56 | ||
| 6. |  The Resolution-Printing Museum of Magecastle Embassy Building A5 | 2,762nd | 37.72 | ||
| 7. |  The Republic of Eitoan | 3,849th | 30.72 | ||
| 8. |  The Kingdom of Castilla y Belmonte | 9,065th | 19.08 | ||
| 9. |  The Principality of Western Dienstad Trading Company | 27,051st | 15.63 | ||
| 10. |  The Republic of Nova Orontes | 32,648th | 15.19 | ||