The Safest in Glasgow
World Census agents tested the sharpness of household objects, the softness of children's play equipment, and the survival rate of people taking late walks to determine how safe each nation is to visit.
As a region, Glasgow is ranked 23,275th in the world for Safest.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The State of Maahanua | Democratic Socialists | “Justice, Piety, Loyalty” | |
| 2. |  The District of Glaschu | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Community” | |
| 3. |  The Dominion of Northshore | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Our district community” | |
| 4. |  The State of Femte | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Pride and Industry” | |
| 5. |  The State of McFaddon | Anarchy | “Peace” | |
| 6. |  The State of McCrady | Anarchy | “By The People For The People” | |
| 7. |  The State of McFaddan | Anarchy | “By The People For The People” | |
| 8. |  The District of Glasque | Anarchy | “Day Job” |