The Safest in Gay Equality
World Census agents tested the sharpness of household objects, the softness of children's play equipment, and the survival rate of people taking late walks to determine how safe each nation is to visit.
As a region, Gay Equality is ranked 4,242nd in the world for Safest.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Wicca Queendom of Quartzinne | Civil Rights Lovefest | “When change cometh, she will bring peace at her back.” | |
| 2. |  The Republic of Great Lindonia | Scandinavian Liberal Paradise | “This land was made for you & me” | |
| 3. |  The Tangled Wonder of Homosexual Love | Left-wing Utopia | “Anyone can find love, they just have to look for it” | |
| 4. |  The Constitutional Monarchy of Avalonde | Civil Rights Lovefest | “Time spent with cats is never wasted.” | |
| 5. |  The Free Land of Private Hero | Scandinavian Liberal Paradise | “True hope is swift, and flies with swallow's wings” | |
| 6. |  The Delighted Way of Glad | New York Times Democracy | “Glad to be gay.” | |
| 7. |  The Empire of Midshire | Left-Leaning College State | “Death to Seagulls!” | |
| 8. | The Eterna Primavera of Spanish Africa | Left-wing Utopia | “Ambassador from Nudist Dreamland” | |
| 9. |  The Principality of Him | Democratic Socialists | “The girl of my dreams is a boy.” | |
| 10. |  The Principality of Pretty Boy | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Chacun tire la couverture de son bord.” |