The Most Primitive in Eladen
Nations were ranked by World Census officials based on the number of natural phenomena attributed to the unknowable will of animal-based spirit gods.
As a region, Eladen is ranked 28,001st in the world for Most Primitive.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Ever Regressing Backwater of Prosophobia | Iron Fist Consumerists | “25000000BC or Bust!” | |
| 2. |  The Jingoistic States of Neo Cultist III | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Hummanty is at risk we must FIGHT” | |
| 3. |  The Empire of Landwarden | Right-wing Utopia | “God,Justice,Nation” | |
| 4. |  The Arling of Nymeros | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Dobulilza, Dobūljunti, Dopryjatan” | |
| 5. |  The Forever Fields of Mr Strawberry | Left-Leaning College State | “Let me take you down Cos I'm going to Strawberry Fields” | |
| 6. | The Confederated States of The Planet Eladen | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “From Whence It All Began” | |
| 7. |  The Gun Filled State of Faltimron | Corporate Police State | “If you can't persuade them, shoot them...no just shoot” | |
| 8. |  The Irate Exploited Ambulant Mob of Straphangers | Civil Rights Lovefest | “97% On Time My Ass!” | |
| 9. |  The Intergalactic Trailer Park of Coomlag | New York Times Democracy | “tony soprano state” | |
| 10. |  The Process State of The Albertan Empire | Iron Fist Consumerists | “Shoot, Shovel, and Shut up!” |