The Fattest Citizens in Catholic
World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."
As a region, Catholic is ranked 14,123rd in the world for Fattest Citizens.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Sanctified Dominion of The Swiss Guardsmen | Psychotic Dictatorship | “Annuit cœptis” | |
| 2. |  The Holy Empire of North-Iberia | Corporate Bordello | “Plvs Vltra” | |
| 3. |  The Brave New World of Eldorado2 | Father Knows Best State | “Cripple the blasphemer” | |
| 4. |  The Holy Ancien Régime of Federal Galactica | Iron Fist Consumerists | “Extra ecclesiam nulla salus” | |
| 5. |  The Serene Merchant Imperium of Volgadan | Father Knows Best State | “Die Würze überströmt alles” | |
| 6. |  The Tiny Empire of Smol | Corporate Bordello | “Small But Fierce” | |
| 7. |  The Narnian Republic of Bisim | New York Times Democracy | “Wrong will be right when Aslan comes in sight” | |
| 8. |  The Theocracy of Celtic Catholics | Moralistic Democracy | “If I have any worth, it is to live my life for God” | |
| 9. |  The Hilarious Autonomic Mayhem of Winquila | New York Times Democracy | “Tyranny by minorities” | |
| 10. |  The Kingdom of Vistaillia | Iron Fist Consumerists | “God, King, Honor.” |