The Most Cheerful Citizens in Capitalist Paradise
The World Census shared cheeky grins with citizens around the world in order to determine which were the most relentlessly cheerful.
As a region, Capitalist Paradise is ranked 25,395th in the world for Most Cheerful Citizens.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Perfidious Theocracy of Snorlaxia | Civil Rights Lovefest | “We are always pretty” | |
| 2. |  The 27 Billion Shameless S O B's of FASTERCAT | Capitalist Paradise | “Moonbat Free Since '63” | |
| 3. |  The Democratic States of Viperreich | Scandinavian Liberal Paradise | “For the glory and the grace of our nation” | |
| 4. |  The Grand Kingdom of TalAkMaChen | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Inhale courage, exhale force – I am who makes your laws” | |
| 5. |  The Capitalist Community of Circulationem Pecunia | Anarchy | “Fortis Praevaleat” | |
| 6. |  The ArchQueendom of LadyFasterkittens | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Only Diamonds Will Do” | |
| 7. |  The United Federation of Plisskenstan | Left-Leaning College State | “Pecunia non olet” | |
| 8. |  The Hyper-Dimensional Neo-Nexus of Caelestius | New York Times Democracy | “Perfection Manifested” | |
| 9. |  The Free Domes of Meridiani Planum | Capitalizt | “We flourish together as free men and women” | |
| 10. |  The CID WA Puppet of UNDelegate | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Justice Above All” |