The Most Cheerful Citizens in Capitalist Paradise
The World Census shared cheeky grins with citizens around the world in order to determine which were the most relentlessly cheerful.
As a region, Capitalist Paradise is ranked 25,540th in the world for Most Cheerful Citizens.
 | Nation | World | Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full | ||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Perfidious Theocracy of Snorlaxia | 179th | 94.4 | ||
| 2. |  The 27 Billion Shameless S O B's of FASTERCAT | 849th | 83.36 | ||
| 3. |  The Democratic States of Viperreich | 1,357th | 75.9 | ||
| 4. |  The Grand Kingdom of TalAkMaChen | 1,433rd | 74.92 | ||
| 5. |  The Capitalist Community of Circulationem Pecunia | 1,507th | 74.41 | ||
| 6. |  The ArchQueendom of LadyFasterkittens | 2,247th | 69.06 | ||
| 7. |  The United Federation of Plisskenstan | 2,772nd | 66.48 | ||
| 8. |  The Hyper-Dimensional Neo-Nexus of Caelestius | 2,843rd | 66.15 | ||
| 9. |  The Free Domes of Meridiani Planum | 3,003rd | 65.46 | ||
| 10. |  The CID WA Puppet of UNDelegate | 3,562nd | 63.69 | ||