The Most Primitive in Capitalist Paradise
Nations were ranked by World Census officials based on the number of natural phenomena attributed to the unknowable will of animal-based spirit gods.
As a region, Capitalist Paradise is ranked 27,137th in the world for Most Primitive.
Nation | WA Category | Motto | ||
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1. | The Pretty Asylum Acres of AintRightInTheHead | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “A Capitalist Paradise Colony for Mental Health” | |
2. | The Free Land of Anarcho Capitalism Forever | Capitalizt | “Don't Tread On Me” | |
3. | The Principality of The Circle City | New York Times Democracy | “E Pluribus Unum” | |
4. | The Matriarchy of Dre Mamandopia | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Hummanty is at risk we must FIGHT” | |
5. | The People's Republic of Kapitelia | Corporate Police State | “It is the consumers who make poor rich and rich poor.” | |
6. | The United States of Arizona9 | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “The Grand Canyon State” | |
7. | The Disputed Territories of Divided Wastelands of America | Compulsory Consumerist State | “Nam mors venit omni” | |
8. | The Jurassic Park of The Lost World | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “We were lost, but are we now found?” | |
9. | The Colony of CAT CARD RESCUE | Corporate Bordello | “Adopt a cat!” | |
10. | The United States of -Corporate America- | Civil Rights Lovefest | “Pride and Industry” |