The Most Primitive in Capitalist Paradise
Nations were ranked by World Census officials based on the number of natural phenomena attributed to the unknowable will of animal-based spirit gods.
As a region, Capitalist Paradise is ranked 27,053rd in the world for Most Primitive.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 31. |  The Holy Empire of The Dominion of Deseret | Corporate Police State | “Enthroned in Righteousness, Ruled by Revelation” | |
| 32. |  The Industrial Empire of Fordlandia | Iron Fist Consumerists | “You can't build a reputation on what you're going to do” | |
| 33. |  The Corporate State of Hustleer | Corporate Police State | “From darkness, base” | |
| 34. |  The Empire of Nice Conversations | Moralistic Democracy | “We shall engage in nice debates and conversations” | |
| 35. |  The Commonwealth of Vaciliatia | Capitalist Paradise | “No! Wait...yes!” | |
| 36. |  The Free Land of Chrimatia | Anarchy | “Greed is the only way” | |
| 37. |  The Allied States of Biswasian Conquerors | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Serving the Biswasian States” | |
| 38. |  The Free Land of Freedom Capitalists | Anarchy | “Freedom and Capital. A better Spain.” | |
| 39. |  The Constitutional republic of Qelta Morqe | Democratic Socialists | “For the people of the golden state” | |
| 40. |  The Low-Key Den Mother of Octal | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “We forever obey Binary, our sovereign rulers” |