The Most Primitive in Cabo Wabo
Nations were ranked by World Census officials based on the number of natural phenomena attributed to the unknowable will of animal-based spirit gods.
As a region, Cabo Wabo is ranked 11,774th in the world for Most Primitive.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Dominion of Zaxion 6 | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Ever Forward” | |
| 2. |  The Colony of Cabo Wabo Federation | Scandinavian Liberal Paradise | “By The People For The People” | |
| 3. |  The Republic of Imperial Defender 08 | Moralistic Democracy | “Knowledge, Honor, Courage” | |
| 4. |  The Allied States of Zeta Alpha | Left-Leaning College State | “Ever Forward” | |
| 5. |  The Imperial Republic of Arconia Defender | Civil Rights Lovefest | “Strength in Unity” | |
| 6. |  The Red Pile of 1 Chopped Liver | Capitalizt | “What am I, __ __ ?” |