The Most Alphabetically Ascendent in Buddhism
Linguistic experts debated late into the night to place nations in alphabetical order.
| Nation | WA Category | Motto | ||
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Parinirvāṇa Vihāra of Bodhi Nirvana | Left-wing Utopia | “Peace comes from within.” | |
| 2. |  The Theocracy of Buddhalaya | Liberal Democratic Socialists | “Do not let the day pass in vain – accomplish something,” | |
| 3. |  The Peace of Buddhism | Left-Leaning College State | “We are here to awake from the dream of our separateness” | |
| 4. |  The Domain of Fred Norris | Iron Fist Consumerists | “Fred is better than Howard Stern!” | |
| 5. |  The Matriarchy of Guan Yin | Anarchy | “Liberation comes from Within” | |
| 6. |  The Five Treatises of Maitreya Buddha | Left-wing Utopia | “ॐ” | |
| 7. |  The 𓃰 Buddha 𓃰 of Siddhartha Gautama | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “To achieve Nirvana, follow the eightfold path.” | |
| 8. |  The Followers And Teachings of The Buddha | Democratic Socialists | “Om” | |
| 9. |  The Burusho Buddhist Realm of Xrarbakh | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “On the Path to the Pure Land” |