The Safest in Antarctic Oasis
World Census agents tested the sharpness of household objects, the softness of children's play equipment, and the survival rate of people taking late walks to determine how safe each nation is to visit.
As a region, Antarctic Oasis is ranked 21,001st in the world for Safest.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The State Security Apparatus of Iron Felix | Iron Fist Consumerists | “Sing to the Motherland” | |
| 2. |  The Empire of Zarquon Froods | Civil Rights Lovefest | “For the Love of Zarquon!!” | |
| 3. |  The People of Aundotutunagir | Psychotic Dictatorship | “These Are The Days Of Miracle And Wonder” | |
| 4. |  The Commonwealth of Communist Taxachusetts | Liberal Democratic Socialists | “Non serviemus, caniculae!” | |
| 5. |  The Word Count Seeking Land of A Running Man | New York Times Democracy | “Write as fast as you can; catch up with the running man” | |
| 6. |  The Throwaway Puppet of WA Guinea Pig | Scandinavian Liberal Paradise | “Sofa King Special” | |
| 7. |  The Knuckle Dragging Cavemen of G l o g | Compulsory Consumerist State | “Glog Mad!” | |
| 8. |  The Totally Naked Fraternity of Retired WerePenguins | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Make it so.” | |
| 9. |  The Commonwealth of Perpetual Exemption | Left-Leaning College State | “You Can Go Your Own Way” | |
| 10. |  The Empire of Marsche | Tyranny by Majority | “May the Marsh March Forever Onward” |