The Nudest in Animal Liberation Front
After exhaustive surveys, the World Census calculated which nations have the greatest acreages of flesh on public display.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Windhover of Kestrels | Left-wing Utopia | “And what do we have here?” | |
| 2. |  The Oceanic Consortium of Octopuses | Left-wing Utopia | “They came from beneath the sea” | |
| 3. |  The Bamboo of Giant Pandas | Civil Rights Lovefest | “More Bamboo will do...” |