The Safest in The Alliance of Dictators
World Census agents tested the sharpness of household objects, the softness of children's play equipment, and the survival rate of people taking late walks to determine how safe each nation is to visit.
As a region, The Alliance of Dictators is ranked 22,199th in the world for Safest.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Dictatorship of Independent Federation of Croatia | Psychotic Dictatorship | “For Homeland, Ready !!!” | |
| 2. |  The Holy Empire of Sultan Morgan | Corrupt Dictatorship | “The capitalists will sell us the rope used to hang them” | |
| 3. |  The Holy Empire of Vasilinople | Iron Fist Consumerists | “Gia ton Christó kai ton Aftokrátora” | |
| 4. |  The Royal Guild of Lord High Executioners | Corporate Police State | “It's a dirty job, but someone has to do it” | |
| 5. |  The Greater People's Empire of The Controlist Ferwerter Union | Psychotic Dictatorship | “One People, One Nation, One Party, Indivisible Forever!” | |
| 6. |  The Mighty Dictatorship of The Mighty Hyena | Iron Fist Consumerists | “We Laugh at you.....” | |
| 7. |  The Kingdom of FreeZVegan | Psychotic Dictatorship | “At least we got Freezies” | |
| 8. |  The Kingdom of Karterstan | Father Knows Best State | “Freedom by His pleasure, equality by His grace” | |
| 9. |  The United Socialist States of Gorallia | Psychotic Dictatorship | “Long live and triumph socialism” | |
| 10. |  The People's Republic of Atrepublon | Psychotic Dictatorship | “Unity, Discipline, Work” |