The Safest in Greater Ixnay
World Census agents tested the sharpness of household objects, the softness of children's play equipment, and the survival rate of people taking late walks to determine how safe each nation is to visit.
As a region, Greater Ixnay is ranked 12,478th in the world for Safest.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Sublime State of Soluia | Psychotic Dictatorship | “Strength, justice, equality” | |
| 2. |  The Apostolic Kingdom of Urcea | Father Knows Best State | “Ad majorem Dei gloriam” | |
| 3. |  The Allied States of The Palkian Empire | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Many people, united into one!” | |
| 4. |  The Imperial Kingdom of Pauldustllah | Left-Leaning College State | “Pax Per Potens” | |
| 5. |  The Fiannria Commonwealth of Kuhlfros | Civil Rights Lovefest | “Per Certamen, Unitum et Audere” | |
| 6. |  The Democratic Republic of The Holding | New York Times Democracy | “All who agree with me are happy.” | |
| 7. |  The Union of Rondenia | Iron Fist Consumerists | “Peace through Power” | |
| 8. |  The Burgeois Crowned Republic of The New True Cross | Left-Leaning College State | “Administering with panache circa 2007” | |
| 9. |  The Kingdom of Vallorania | Psychotic Dictatorship | “Glory to Lord Varick” | |
| 10. |  The People's Republic of Sovietyeto | Corrupt Dictatorship | “Forward comrades” |