The Fattest Citizens in Europe
World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 11. |  The Corporatocratic Electorate of Irminsulia | Anarchy | “Industrii Superbia” | |
| 12. |  The Grand Duchy of Undead Malavuk | Father Knows Best State | “Even in Death” | |
| 13. |  The Free Buffet of Nukls-Andwicz | Corporate Police State | “When you meet a stranger, kill him.” | |
| 14. |  The Free Land of L etat Irreel | Capitalist Paradise | “There is no spoon” | |
| 15. |  The Thaindomsvkreig of Thanatos Vormir | Corporate Police State | “I am inevitable” | |
| 16. |  The Hellish landscape of HELLLLL | Benevolent Dictatorship | “The Dark Lord Cometh” | |
| 17. |  The Supremely Democratic States of Hirota | Left-Leaning College State | “Numquam paenite” | |
| 18. |  The Colony of Ferranghia Advanced Industry | Father Knows Best State | “Experience the AI utopia” | |
| 19. |  The National Catholic Kingdom of Bombastion | Iron Fist Consumerists | “Family under Fatherland under God” | |
| 20. |  The Commonwealth of Tod Dal Riata | Anarchy | “Ann an Dia no dhìon dìon mi!” |