The Fattest Citizens in Europe
World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."
As a region, Europe is ranked 20,317th in the world for Fattest Citizens.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 21. |  The Commonwealth of Tod Dal Riata | Anarchy | “Ann an Dia no dhìon dìon mi!” | |
| 22. |  The Republic of Sow Bug | Liberal Democratic Socialists | “All Hail Sow Bug” | |
| 23. |  The Republic of CSBs Other Cards | Benevolent Dictatorship | “My other cards/former friends and foe collection” | |
| 24. |  The Stratocracy of Djardens | Iron Fist Consumerists | “The strong will thrive, the weak… will die” | |
| 25. |  The Flowing Rivers of The Rhine and Danube | Moralistic Democracy | “Aquila Europae volat altius” | |
| 26. |  The Imperium Territory of Tobillo | Corporate Bordello | “Ad Novam Civilizationem” | |
| 27. |  The United Socialist States of UnitedAmericanState | Iron Fist Consumerists | “Without Power there is nothing” | |
| 28. |  The Archbishopric of Twente | Iron Fist Consumerists | “Begin en eand doot mekaar de hand” | |
| 29. |  The Most Serene Republic of Wooloo Unitedstrtes | Father Knows Best State | “This is cringe why am I still not on the map” | |
| 30. |  The Kejserlig Militærdiktatur of Hassimperium | Iron Fist Consumerists | “Europe's No. 11 war crimes exporter.” |