The World World Census

Exhaustive World Census tests involving kittens revealed the following nations to be the most compassionate.

	Nation	WA Category	Motto
291,351.	The Republic of Madballerinas	New York Times Democracy	“Leotard and pointe shoes or else”
291,352.	The Vampire Syndicate of Black Ivars	Father Knows Best State	“Sex & Violence”
291,353.	The Transitional Government of Zekeinistan	Iron Fist Consumerists	“Brighter than the sun!”
291,354.	The Chaotic Armies of The United Pirate Lords	Anarchy	“Take what you can, give nothing back”
291,355.	The Kylromon Constitu Republic of The Kylromon Nazbol	Inoffensive Centrist Democracy	“Respect our society or be annihilated!”
291,356.	The Absolute Fascistic Monarchy of Ptolemaicia	Psychotic Dictatorship	“Blood for the old Gods, Water for the New King”
291,357.	The Dark Empire of The Sidi	Iron Fist Consumerists	“Your bones for The Dark Empire!”
291,358.	The ELF-Eladen Elite Elven Envoy of Evil Incarnate	Compulsory Consumerist State	“Exporting Evil Since 2002”
291,359.	The Grand Corporate Consortium of Harbitros	Capitalist Paradise	“Fiat fortuna ruat cælum”
291,360.	The Winter Fylkirate of Plugo	Corporate Police State	“Sigur eða Valhöll.”