The World World Census
The Most Primitive in the World
Nations were ranked by World Census officials based on the number of natural phenomena attributed to the unknowable will of animal-based spirit gods.
Nation | WA Category | Motto | ||
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31. | The Utterly apathetic Millenials of Unix Eunichs | Father Knows Best State | “What the FCUK?” | |
32. | The Free Federation of The Europa Empire | Civil Rights Lovefest | “Europa 4 Ever!” | |
33. | The Fishy Goodness of Blue Marlin | Civil Rights Lovefest | “My bill is pointy.” | |
34. | The Kingdom of The Ice Bears | Democratic Socialists | “Created November 14, 2004” | |
35. | The Solar Wind of Astroteuthis | Iron Fist Consumerists | “My very educated mother just served us nine pizzas.” | |
36. | The Magic Trick of EenieMeenieChiliBeanie | Iron Fist Socialists | “The spirits are about to speak!” | |
37. | The Jagermeister of Der-Kommissar | Democratic Socialists | “Don't turn around!” | |
38. | The Importance of Being Earnest | Psychotic Dictatorship | “Well, I can't eat muffins in an agitated manner.” | |
39. | The Rogue Nation of War and Oppression | Psychotic Dictatorship | “Our purpose is to conquer you.” | |
40. | The Early French Chief of Sitting Bull | Democratic Socialists | “It is not necessary for eagles to be crows.” |