The World World Census

The Most Primitive in the World

Nations were ranked by World Census officials based on the number of natural phenomena attributed to the unknowable will of animal-based spirit gods.

NationWA CategoryMotto
31.The Utterly apathetic Millenials of Unix EunichsFather Knows Best State“What the FCUK?”
32.The Free Federation of The Europa EmpireCivil Rights Lovefest“Europa 4 Ever!”
33.The Fishy Goodness of Blue MarlinCivil Rights Lovefest“My bill is pointy.”
34.The Kingdom of The Ice BearsDemocratic Socialists“Created November 14, 2004”
35.The Solar Wind of AstroteuthisIron Fist Consumerists“My very educated mother just served us nine pizzas.”
36.The Magic Trick of EenieMeenieChiliBeanieIron Fist Socialists“The spirits are about to speak!”
37.The Jagermeister of Der-KommissarDemocratic Socialists“Don't turn around!”
38.The Importance of Being EarnestPsychotic Dictatorship“Well, I can't eat muffins in an agitated manner.”
39.The Rogue Nation of War and OppressionPsychotic Dictatorship“Our purpose is to conquer you.”
40.The Early French Chief of Sitting BullDemocratic Socialists“It is not necessary for eagles to be crows.”
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