The World World Census
The Most Primitive in the World
Nations were ranked by World Census officials based on the number of natural phenomena attributed to the unknowable will of animal-based spirit gods.
Nation | WA Category | Motto | ||
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21. | The Esteemed Educational Halls of Histioteuthis | New York Times Democracy | “Doomed to repeat our favorite mistakes.” | |
22. | The Freedom of TheSource | Iron Fist Consumerists | “Root is God” | |
23. | The Protectorate of Stipulation | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “All for the greater good ” | |
24. | The NWo Kingdom of NWoHollywood | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “NWo 4Life” | |
25. | The Macedonian IMRO Republic of Sloboda ili Smrt | Civil Rights Lovefest | “Sloboda ili Smrt za Makedonija” | |
26. | The Clamdinger of Clamdigger | Scandinavian Liberal Paradise | “Clam on!” | |
27. | The Conglomerate of Armacor | Capitalizt | “lucrum ante oppressionem - Profit before Persecution” | |
28. | The Only Thing There Is to Fear of Fear Itself | Psychotic Dictatorship | “All is well.” | |
29. | The MACEDONIAN EMPIRE of Ematia | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Macedonia for the Macedonians” | |
30. | The Homoerotic Implications of Turkish Bathhouse | Psychotic Dictatorship | “Steeeeeeeeeeeeamy.” |