The Smartest Citizens in Wysteria
The World Census eavesdropped on conversations in coffee shops, on campuses, and around cinemas in order to determine which nations have the most quick-witted, insightful, and knowledgeable citizens.
 | Nation | World | quips per hour | ||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 21. |  The Twin Island Queendom of Masaka and Korgano | 7,195th | 111.76 | ||
| 22. |  The Itchy Red Patch of Norvikeland | 7,207th | 111.72 | ||
| 23. |  The Holy Empire of Equus | 7,664th | 108.46 | ||
| 24. |  The Republic of Seydisfodur | 8,920th | 100.54 | ||
| 25. |  The Constitutional Monarchy of Achtervolging | 8,951st | 100.36 | ||
| 26. |  The Commonwealth of Aukaria | 9,022nd | 99.98 | ||
| 27. |  The United States of Drakkel | 10,083rd | 94.45 | ||
| 28. |  The Free Liberal State of Caalia | 10,849th | 90.88 | ||
| 29. |  The Grand Imperial Province of Pendulous | 11,218th | 89.25 | ||
| 30. |  The Insane Ramblings of Troll-la-la | 11,602nd | 87.69 | ||