The Nicest Citizens in The Communist Bloc
World Census sociology experts studied citizens from various nations to determine which seemed most friendly and concerned for others.
 | Nation | World | average smiles per day | ||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The People's Republic of Startropicz | 17.36 | |||
| 2. |  The Confederated Communes of Minahasa | 31st | 255.16 | ||
| 3. |  The People's Unions of Bolian island | 50th | 213.57 | ||
| 4. |  The People's Republic of Solova | 123rd | 187.47 | ||
| 5. |  The Federal Sovereign State of The palace of God 2 | 212th | 174.18 | ||
| 6. |  The Democratic Union of Uinted Communist of Africa | 414th | 155.36 | ||
| 7. |  The United Socialist States of Doultrenia | 442nd | 149.31 | ||
| 8. |  The Intelligentsia of Phallas | 489th | 140 | ||
| 9. |  The United Socialist States of Last Outer Heaven | 529th | 132.65 | ||
| 10. |  The Socialist State of Saxxony | 558th | 128.03 | ||