The Safest in Stanistan
World Census agents tested the sharpness of household objects, the softness of children's play equipment, and the survival rate of people taking late walks to determine how safe each nation is to visit.
As a region, Stanistan is ranked 15,916th in the world for Safest.
 | Nation | World | Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating | ||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The United Socialist States of Strawmanistan | 1,082nd | 162.98 | ||
| 2. |  The Armed Republic of Karkatistan | 11,408th | 119.64 | ||
| 3. |  The Most Serene Republic of Pioustan | 15,368th | 116.43 | ||
| 4. |  The Republic of Quotidistan | 36,045th | 107.03 | ||
| 5. |  The Community of Cheugyzstan | 99,277th | 83 | ||
| 6. |  The Republic of Centristan | 189,627th | 51.48 | ||
| 7. |  The Empire of Reactionaryzstan | 278,552nd | 6.92 | ||
| 8. |  The Emirate of Erratistan | 285,390th | 5.43 | ||
| 9. |  The Republic of Penuryzstan | 290,784th | 3.2 | ||
| 10. |  The Nomadic Peoples of Capricioustan | 291,214th | 2.8 | ||