The Most Primitive in Mississippi
Nations were ranked by World Census officials based on the number of natural phenomena attributed to the unknowable will of animal-based spirit gods.
As a region, Mississippi is ranked 12,675th in the world for Most Primitive.
 | Nation | World | Scary Big Number Scale | ||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Conservative Republic of Conservative Mississippi | 36,421st | 65.57 | ||
| 2. |  The State of Wabos Creek | 52,852nd | 52.44 | ||
| 3. |  The Confederacy of Itawamba | 70,457th | 38.08 | ||
| 4. |  The City of Gautier | 82,440th | 24.9 | ||
| 5. |  The Town of Mantachie | 91,085th | 10 | ||
| 6. |  The State of Mowatta | 99,551st | -14.14 | ||
| 7. |  The State of Pearlyn | 101,932nd | -18.71 | ||
| 8. |  The State of Humi | 113,344th | -30 | ||
| 9. |  The Queen's State of Olivia Holly | 115,317th | -30.82 | ||
| 10. |  The Confederacy of Simmimmippi | 131,608th | -43.01 | ||