The Most Primitive in Mississippi
Nations were ranked by World Census officials based on the number of natural phenomena attributed to the unknowable will of animal-based spirit gods.
As a region, Mississippi is ranked 12,675th in the world for Most Primitive.
 | Nation | World | Scary Big Number Scale | ||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Conservative Republic of Conservative Mississippi | 36,388th | 65.57 | ||
| 2. |  The State of Wabos Creek | 52,802nd | 52.44 | ||
| 3. |  The City of Gautier | 82,376th | 24.9 | ||
| 4. |  The Town of Mantachie | 91,006th | 10 | ||
| 5. |  The State of Mowatta | 99,483rd | -14.14 | ||
| 6. |  The State of Pearlyn | 101,846th | -18.71 | ||
| 7. |  The State of Humi | 113,217th | -30 | ||
| 8. |  The Queen's State of Olivia Holly | 115,195th | -30.82 | ||
| 9. |  The Confederacy of Simmimmippi | 131,469th | -43.01 | ||
| 10. |  The State of Travune | 134,839th | -44.72 | ||