The World World Census
The Nudest in the World
After exhaustive surveys, the World Census calculated which nations have the greatest acreages of flesh on public display.
 | Nation | cheeks per square mile | ||
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 21. |  The Free Land of The British Islands Confederacy | 1,221.25 | ||
| 22. |  The Green Raiding Armies of West Andes | 1,221.25 | ||
| 23. |  The Machine of Pookyvania | 1,221 | ||
| 24. |  The Zombie Free Republic of Brexas4 | 1,221 | ||
| 25. |  The Jingoistic States of No Angel Sandy | 1,221 | ||
| 26. |  The Free Land of Wisteria Amethyst Falls | 1,221 | ||
| 27. |  The Sinistre Mouroir of Krippling Lament | 1,220.75 | ||
| 28. |  The Free Land of Hydrogen Jukebox | 1,220.75 | ||
| 29. |  The Republic of The US Ministry of Defense | 1,220.75 | ||
| 30. |  The Grand Duchy of Moonlight Island | 1,220.75 | ||