The Nudest in Louisiana

After exhaustive surveys, the World Census calculated which nations have the greatest acreages of flesh on public display.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Archival Pack Rat of Nolaerie Storage Unit2Left-Leaning College State“The grant writer and archivist behind Nolaerie”
2.The United States of Notre Dame de ParisInoffensive Centrist Democracy“C'est un mot qu'on dirait inventé pour elle”
3.The State of ChandeleurCivil Rights Lovefest“Primary Defences”
4.The Eerie Moonlit Swamps of Darkwater BayouFather Knows Best State“Many folk go in the swamp, and never come out again…”
5.The Louisiana True Detectives of I 12Father Knows Best State“Pensive mood: Union, justice, and confidence”
6.The Royaume of Nouvelle OrleansLeft-Leaning College State“Ça goûte Cajun par chez nous!”
7.The Earthly Realm of Earl K LongFather Knows Best State“Thank goodness for John Bel”
8.The Paradoxical Winter Paradise of NolaerieLiberal Democratic Socialists“A giant testing ground for urban planners & developers”
9.The United States of The Louisiana PurchaseDemocratic Socialists“From Sea to Shining Sea”
10.The White Line Wall of I 10Moralistic Democracy“No sparkley motto here, dude”