The World World Census

The Most Primitive in the World

Nations were ranked by World Census officials based on the number of natural phenomena attributed to the unknowable will of animal-based spirit gods.

NationWA CategoryMotto
31.The Fiefdom of FrondInoffensive Centrist Democracy“Flowers are for pansies.”
32.The Blocked Colon of IrritableBowelSyndromeCorrupt Dictatorship“Death to those who are askin' for it.”
33.The MACEDONIAN EMPIRE of DemetrijDemocratic Socialists“Poliorket”
34.The MACEDONIAN EMPIRE of Nezavisna MakedonijaInoffensive Centrist Democracy“And United”
35.The MACEDONIAN EMPIRE of Macedonia ForeverDemocratic Socialists“Freedom for the peoples”
36.The Macedonian Empire of PelagoniaNew York Times Democracy“Glory to Alexander the Great of Macedon”
37.The 25th Century Hero of Buck RogersFather Knows Best State“Princess Ardala is sooooo HOT!”
38.The Premier Nation of Pierre Auguste RenoirPsychotic Dictatorship“Je Maintiendrai la République”
39.The MEAT MACHINE of THE OGRECompulsory Consumerist State“NERDS!”
40.The Rumpshaking Action of Booty TimeScandinavian Liberal Paradise“Booty time, booty time! Across the USA!”
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