The World World Census
The Most Primitive in the World
Nations were ranked by World Census officials based on the number of natural phenomena attributed to the unknowable will of animal-based spirit gods.
Nation | WA Category | Motto | ||
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31. | The Fiefdom of Frond | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Flowers are for pansies.” | |
32. | The Blocked Colon of IrritableBowelSyndrome | Corrupt Dictatorship | “Death to those who are askin' for it.” | |
33. | The MACEDONIAN EMPIRE of Demetrij | Democratic Socialists | “Poliorket” | |
34. | The MACEDONIAN EMPIRE of Nezavisna Makedonija | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “And United” | |
35. | The MACEDONIAN EMPIRE of Macedonia Forever | Democratic Socialists | “Freedom for the peoples” | |
36. | The Macedonian Empire of Pelagonia | New York Times Democracy | “Glory to Alexander the Great of Macedon” | |
37. | The 25th Century Hero of Buck Rogers | Father Knows Best State | “Princess Ardala is sooooo HOT!” | |
38. | The Premier Nation of Pierre Auguste Renoir | Psychotic Dictatorship | “Je Maintiendrai la République” | |
39. | The MEAT MACHINE of THE OGRE | Compulsory Consumerist State | “NERDS!” | |
40. | The Rumpshaking Action of Booty Time | Scandinavian Liberal Paradise | “Booty time, booty time! Across the USA!” |