The Fattest Citizens in Regionless
World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."
As a region, Regionless is ranked 10,121st in the world for Fattest Citizens.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Autocracy of Alorgaze | Compulsory Consumerist State | “All collectivists should collectively die” | |
| 2. |  The Warlords of Avbogwana | Corporate Bordello | “Loyalty, Justice, Piety” | |
| 3. |  The Constitutional Monarchy of Portuguese Hong kong | Capitalist Paradise | “vivat aeternum!” | |
| 4. |  The Splinter Realm of DataDyneIrkenAlliance | Iron Fist Consumerists | “Prepare for some doom!” | |
| 5. |  The Republic of Samaldia | New York Times Democracy | “Peace and Justice” | |
| 6. |  The Confederation of Ruveisa | Capitalizt | “Motto...” | |
| 7. |  The Colony of Farfarout Planetoid | Corporate Police State | “It really is a long, long way to Tipperary!” | |
| 8. |  The Republic of Lojbanland | Anarchy | “cmavo, selbri, gismu” | |
| 9. |  The Community of Latinx Kleenex | Capitalist Paradise | “Latino, hispanic, chicano, espaldas mojadas are Latinx!” | |
| 10. |  The Democratic Republic of Vilsner | New York Times Democracy | “Work, Worship, Unity, Strength, And Process!” |