The Fattest Citizens in Melayu Archipelago
World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Olalala of TC Matic | Anarchy | “Olalala” | |
| 2. |  The Community of Melayu Archipelago | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Make Melayu Archipelago Great Again” | |
| 3. |  The Mancapuri Pemecutan of Batubulan | New York Times Democracy | “Satyaning Negari” |