The Most Compassionate Citizens in The Slave Guilds
Exhaustive World Census tests involving kittens revealed the following nations to be the most compassionate.
As a region, The Slave Guilds is ranked 487th in the world for Most Compassionate Citizens.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Disputed Territories of Schala | Corrupt Dictatorship | “Bound to serve our masters.” | |
| 2. |  The Colony of Kilgrave and Jessie | Corrupt Dictatorship | “Nothing but Trouble” | |
| 3. |  The Republic of San Marino Red | Capitalist Paradise | “2017” | |
| 4. |  The Rogue Nation of Slave Girl Island | Iron Fist Consumerists | “I *OWN*you” | |
| 5. |  The Queendom of The Doctor and Lolita | Mother Knows Best State | “Do as I say and you *won't* get hurt” | |
| 6. |  The Republic of West Axeton | Father Knows Best State | “Violence Solves Everything” | |
| 7. |  The Plantation of Naughty Slave Girls | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “If all else fails, give her the whip” |