The Most Cultured in Capitalist Paradise
After spending many tedious hours in coffee shops and concert halls, World Census experts have found the following nations to be the most cultured.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Perfidious Theocracy of Snorlaxia | Civil Rights Lovefest | “We are always pretty” | |
| 2. |  The Grand Kingdom of TalAkMaChen | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Inhale courage, exhale force – I am who makes your laws” | |
| 3. |  The Free Secular Federation of Nation of Quebec | Liberal Democratic Socialists | “Friends Close, Enemies Closer” | |
| 4. |  The 27 Billion Shameless S O B's of FASTERCAT | Capitalist Paradise | “Moonbat Free Since '63” | |
| 5. |  The Hive City of Blue Embassy | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Liberty in Mind and Body” | |
| 6. |  The Supreme Empire of Zeeky Bomb | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “uhhh.... ZEEKY BOOGY DOOG” | |
| 7. |  The Hyper-Dimensional Neo-Nexus of Caelestius | New York Times Democracy | “Perfection Manifested” | |
| 8. |  The Confederacy of Gespain | Corporate Bordello | “Laissez faire, laissez passer” | |
| 9. |  The Clampdown of Kaputer | Civil Rights Lovefest | “Pop Tarts for all” | |
| 10. |  The Libertarian Republic of Freedombourg | Left-Leaning College State | “Live Free and Crimeless, or else...” |