The Highest Unexpected Death Rate in Lands End
The World Census paid their respects at cemeteries in order to determine how likely citizens were to die each year from unnatural causes, such as crime, preventable illness, accident, and government encouragement.
As a region, Lands End is ranked 3,512th in the world for Highest Unexpected Death Rate.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Disputed Territories of Eastern Kalamazoom | Corporate Police State | “Blood Brings Death” | |
| 2. |  The Parent Company of Hollip | Capitalizt | “If you can't beat them, buy them.” | |
| 3. |  The Holy People's Republic of Thaltopia | Iron Fist Consumerists | “Bog, Zemlja, Industrija” | |
| 4. |  The Truthful Isles of Cassinia | Civil Rights Lovefest | “Liberty requires honesty” | |
| 5. |  The Great of Hansa Federation | Iron Fist Consumerists | “MY PRINTER IS BROKEN!” | |
| 6. |  The Conglomerate of Nadal Mobianordia | Civil Rights Lovefest | “If you don't aim for excellence you'll never hit it.” | |
| 7. |  The Peafowl Conglomerate of Peacockastan | Anarchy | “Strutting the path of innovation.” | |
| 8. |  The Holy Yellow Veins of Grennick Gold | Compulsory Consumerist State | “All That Glitters” | |
| 9. |  The United Establishments of Land of No Mans | Capitalizt | “The pinnacle of achievement” | |
| 10. |  The Free Land of Kekktopia | Compulsory Consumerist State | ““Damn the Government”” |