The Most Ignorant Citizens in Capitalist Paradise
The World Census studied which nations seemed to have the greatest numbers of citizens that fell into the categories "ignorant," "oblivious," or "just plain dumb."
As a region, Capitalist Paradise is ranked 18,389th in the world for Most Ignorant Citizens.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Corporate Empire of Mon Goog | Capitalist Paradise | “Greed is Good” | |
| 2. |  The Limited Liability of Laissez-Faire Economics | Compulsory Consumerist State | “Once you have their money, never give it back!” | |
| 3. |  The Pretty Asylum Acres of AintRightInTheHead | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “A Capitalist Paradise Colony for Mental Health” | |
| 4. |  The Holy Purple Principality of Pentadbir | Capitalist Paradise | “He said we haven't had that spirit here since 1969” | |
| 5. |  The Industrial Empire of Fordlandia | Corporate Police State | “You can't build a reputation on what you're going to do” | |
| 6. |  The Serenissima Repubblica of Merx Libera | Capitalist Paradise | “Pro Prosperitate Mundi” | |
| 7. |  The Disputed Territories of Divided Wastelands of America | Compulsory Consumerist State | “Nam mors venit omni” | |
| 8. |  The Free Land of Javier Milei | Capitalist Paradise | “¡Viva la Libertad, carajo!” | |
| 9. |  The Gunboat Diplomacy of USS Reuben James | Corporate Police State | “What Were Their Names? What Were Their Names?” | |
| 10. |  The People's Republic of Kapitelia | Corporate Police State | “It is the consumers who make poor rich and rich poor.” |