The Rudest Citizens in United States of America
World Census experts telephoned citizens from all nations at just before dinner time, in a study to determine which populations were most brash, rude, or brusque.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Anarchic Zone of Montination | Capitalist Paradise | “Trespassers will be shot. Survivors will be shot again.” | |
| 2. |  The United States of Conservative America 1776 | Moralistic Democracy | “Stand with Israel” | |
| 3. |  The Armed Holy Republic of Niem | Capitalist Paradise | “Take what is ours!” | |
| 4. |  The Imperial Monastic State of Old Siberian Monks | Capitalist Paradise | “Chai Ver Time!!!” | |
| 5. |  The Federal Republic of The American Free States | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “In God We Trust” | |
| 6. | The United States of Christian America 1776 | Corporate Bordello | “In God We Trust” | |
| 7. |  The Kingdom of Arthurian Hills | Capitalist Paradise | “Taxes on the wealthy eventually mean taxes to everyone” | |
| 8. | The United States of Gluebucket | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “God, Homeland, Liberty” | |
| 9. | The Republic of The Patriots of Liberty 1776 | Corporate Bordello | “In God We Trust” | |
| 10. |  The Republic of Ophyr | New York Times Democracy | “NationStates Friendship Brains” |