The Most Alphabetically Ascendent in Lair of the Dragon
Linguistic experts debated late into the night to place nations in alphabetical order.
| Nation | WA Category | Motto | ||
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Armed Republic of 14W | Capitalist Paradise | “Prima gli italiani” | |
| 2. |  The Democratic Republic of 1984Topia | Corrupt Dictatorship | “SOLSEMPERTYRANNUS” | |
| 3. |  The People's Republic of Aamanar | Psychotic Dictatorship | “Be an AK47” | |
| 4. |  The Republic of AGStralia | Civil Rights Lovefest | “SBK Thought is the the Sun that Shines Forever” | |
| 5. |  The Dictatorship of Andervon | Corporate Police State | “Money, Money and did I mention money?” | |
| 6. |  The Principality of Arioch | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “From Many, One” | |
| 7. |  The Empire of Arquash | Corrupt Dictatorship | “All in due time.” | |
| 8. |  The Dark Stalker of Aurambis | Corporate Police State | “All For the Horde, All For the Lair” | |
| 9. |  The Holy Empire of A dragon | Psychotic Dictatorship | “Might Makes Right” | |
| 10. |  The United States of Badakhistan | Psychotic Dictatorship | “Tyranns always win” |