The Most Alphabetically Ascendent in Gracidaea
Linguistic experts debated late into the night to place nations in alphabetical order.
| Nation | WA Category | Motto | ||
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Colonial State of Neu Gracidaea | Iron Fist Consumerists | “Praise sharkistan” | |
| 2. |  The Imperial State of Shark-istan | Corporate Police State | “An eye for an eye is good practice.” |