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Rmsboatymcboatface

Hey Hey! You're Featured Today! Congratulations My Friends!
\_O_/ Yay! :D

Congratulations on being featured!!!

Welcome Featured Region Followers. Enjoy your stay.

Birthday cake herby, Rmsboatymcboatface, Featured Hopper, The strange man, and 2 othersClobberin Time, and Jesus Christos

I leave a scribbled note upon a napkin by the unattended register that says, "Jezebel sent me, blame her" before grabbing myself a bottle from the highest shelf I can reach and shamelessly flirting with the band. They seem mildly amused to see me, so that's a start.

Richard Cheese - Baby Got Back

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TEgRI5n-GbY

Welcome to The Iceberg Lounge, A barfly. I hope that you will enjoy your stay here.

A barfly

I heard there was a party and I showed up to see what was up, A barfly.

Demonos wrote:I heard there was a party and I showed up to see what was up, A barfly.

The Antichrist and an old lush walk into a bar...

There is now. ;)

Grab yourself a drink. I'm sure someone will come along and make us pay eventually.

Cab Calloway - Minnie The Moocher

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8suquDgg0dw

*Orders a cosmopolitan*

Alright! Let’s get this party started. Let me get on the phone, I am getting the Chippendales here.

God Help the Girl and A barfly

Demonos wrote:*Orders a cosmopolitan*

Alright! Let’s get this party started. Let me get on the phone, I am getting the Chippendales here.

You know that little trick with cherry stems? Well I can do that with, um.. bowties, too.

Demonos and God Help the Girl

Nice. You know that concept of a gag reflex? Yeah... succubae don't have that.

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