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Brocklandia wrote:About time that undead pooch started earning its keep. Bad enough that I have to sweep up its fur ... And have you seen how much canine zombies shed? I demand overtime and hazard pay!

When did you sweep?

Zombie Penguins wrote:When did you sweep?

is that a Euphemism?

Hey, why are there so many zombies in this bar

Zombie Penguins wrote:When did you sweep?

I saw a YouTube video once on how to do it. I'm sure I could if I wanted to, any time. I'm pretty sure I saw one of those "broom" things once--it's still around here somewhere, probably.

East lodge, Confederate cuba, and Consuela de la Morrela

Prusmia wrote:Hey, why are there so many zombies in this bar

Where else are they going to go? The local P.T.A. only meets once a month.

Zombie Penguins and East lodge

YouTube Inc wrote:is that a Euphemism?

Beats me. I prefer dysphemism anyway.

East lodge and YouTube Inc

Post by East lodge suppressed by Brocklandia.

https://vm.tiktok.com/ZM8fM4GJB/

Brocklandia wrote:Not enough, apparently. Rememer when ampersand was considered the twenty-seventh letter of the English alphaet? I also miss thorn and yogh, and having twelve forms of "the."

I miss thorn too. It was a sad day when people erased it from the ooks.

East lodge wrote:tiktok

Please don't. Just on principle, if you have any of those, don't.

East lodge

Brocklandia wrote:Please don't. Just on principle, if you have any of those, don't.

Hey rocko why

Brocklandia wrote:Please don't. Just on principle, if you have any of those, don't.

East lodge wrote:Hey rocko why

I'd have to agree.
Putting links in rmbs are uncool.

I'll order a water so I dont get yeeted into the sun where it's very hot.
Maybe some fries aswell.(that's a yes on the fries and a glass of water)

Hockey
Ice, teams
Penguins, Canucks, Kraken
Everyone has fun playing
Sport

Brocklandia and Confederate cuba

Confederate cuba wrote:I'll order a water so I dont get yeeted into the sun where it's very hot.
Maybe some fries aswell.(that's a yes on the fries and a glass of water)

*The penguin brings over a plate of fries and a bottle of water* Enjoy.

Brocklandia and Confederate cuba

The weekend poetry contest has ended. Maple Hockey Canadia will pick a winner.

Zombie Penguins wrote:*The penguin brings over a plate of fries and a bottle of water* Enjoy.

Thank you very much.
( vacuum eating noises ) (lol)
$5 is absorbed into the register.

Zombie Penguins wrote:*A zombie sweeps Consuela de la Morrela into the broom closet*

Hey can you bring that over here, I've never tried Spanish food before.

Confederate cuba wrote:so I dont get yeeted into the sun where it's very hot.

Don't worry. According to the Internet, the sun cools down at night.

Confederate cuba

Zombie Penguins wrote:*A zombie sweeps Consuela de la Morrela into the broom closet*

Hey!--Don't stash her corpse there. That's where I take naps ... er, store the cleaning supplies.

Zombie Penguins, Confederate cuba, and The Grimm Reaper

Confederate cuba wrote:I'd have to agree.
Putting links in rms are uncool.

I'll order a water so I dont get yeeted into the sun where it's very hot.
Maye some fries aswell.(that's a yes on the fries and a glass of water)

The water will evaporate

Look now I can double post and no one will notice

Tsp is not fun. I left. I can rp with people via embassies and tgs

Brocklandia wrote:Hey!--Don't stash her corpse there. That's where I take naps ... er, store the cleaning supplies.

I mean, I'm going to try Mexican one way or another.

East lodge wrote:The water will evaporate

Glad water is free

East lodge

Brocklandia wrote:Don't worry. According to the Internet, the sun cools down at night.

So, the moon gets hotter during the day?
... not in the ara ara way.
It heats up like well the sun.
So how did we even stand on it.

I best not think about it before the forces responsible of keeping secrets come after me.
*drinks from empty water bottle*

First place for you, Zombie Penguins. Felicidades.

Zombie Penguins wrote:Hockey
Ice, teams
Penguins, Canucks, Kraken
Everyone has fun playing
Sport

And third place for Brocky. (I'm still waiting on my gorgeous hockey player husband, by the way. And don't give me that "it's probably in the mail" bullsh*t.)
And second for whoever else entered a poem because I'm too lazy to go back and find them, eh.

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