The Bar on the corner of every region Board

Jolly Old St Nicholas wrote:

IT'S AFTER HALLOWEEN AND BEFORE NEW YEARS AND IS THEREFORE CHRISTMAS

That logic also works for Thanksgiving, Hanukkah, Kwanzaa, Black Friday, Cyber Monday, and my mom's cat's birthday. So there you have it: Your new favorite holiday is now My Mom's Cat's Birthday Day. Happy MMCBD!

Drunkndisorderly, Jolly Old St Nicholas, Guido-Fawkes, Sars cov-2, and 1 otherConsuela de la Morrela

The Vermin Guild of Ratfink

Okay, here's something that has always puzzled me: Why are butts round instead of triangular?

The Impending Doom of Zombie Penguins

Prusmia wrote:

a room over there which leads to my D&D table

Requesting to join your bar d&d group.

The weekend poetry contest has begun! Zany Zanes will be judging your humor.

Zany Zanes wrote:

Next week we should do something fun. I'm in a mood, let's try humorous poetry. I won't strictly regulate the topics, but bonus points to anyone who makes me laugh. Points taken away for death or pickles, I've had enough of both for the week.

Brocklandia, Drunkndisorderly, and Zany Zanes

Songs you dont understand

The Rose Aficionados of Garden Unicorns

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Seems Assyrians have good songs, same taste as like those of A-Pop.

https://youtu.be/vyFznYwq5xg

EDIT after 11 minutes: Also, i already in love to the girl with the black gown. I was referring to the main character.

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The Peanut Feast wrote:

We’ll, I’ll concede that TSP has changed a lot over the years. But some of the old ones like

Curlyhoward and

Alice Parker are still around.
Moderation on all things.

QFT! I've had a nation, of one sort or another, in TSP since I started playing NS in 2003. Currently, Alice Parker is my representative there.

The Peanut Feast

Casomehano

The Peanut Feast wrote:

Dilute your bleach before consumption.

Okay… What?

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Songs you dont understand wrote:

Seems Assyrians have good songs, same taste as like those of A-Pop.

https://youtu.be/vyFznYwq5xg

EDIT after 11 minutes: Also, i already in love to the girl with the black gown. I was referring to the main character.

I don't speak that language, but according to Google Translate, the chorus includes the line "And she's still mad I gave her syphilis." Gosh, the dating world is a harsh place.

_{Added to the Bar's Jukebox.}

And how many of you noticed that the song and comments are in Arabic, but the credits at the end of the video are in English?

Songs you dont understand

Ratfink wrote:

Requesting to join your bar d&d group.

I think you want the third sub-basement. Elevator's right over there. Oh, and it's BYOS--Bring Your Own Sword. Because the monsters down there are real.

Consuela de la Morrela

Songs you dont understand

Brocklandia wrote:

I don't speak that language, but according to Google Translate, the chorus includes the line "And she's still mad I gave her syphilis." Gosh, the dating world is a harsh place.

_{Added to the Bar's Jukebox.}

And how many of you noticed that the song and comments are in Arabic, but the credits at the end of the video are in English?

Possibly the diaspora made this, not their relatives in Iraq so they use English I think in credits. Most of them lives outside their homeland it explains why they use English, they live in either US or Melbourne, Australia.

I don't get the Arabic one, but the script they drew on music video looks this:

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Syriac_alphabet

Probably it's their Arab fans.

Brocklandia

Kurentslavija

The Impending Doom of Zombie Penguins

The Mother Land

Barman, a glass of šljivovica.

The Cʟєᴀɴıɴԍ Sєʀvıcєs of Consuela de la Morrela

Kurentslavija wrote:

Barman, a glass of šljivovica.

*A zombie takes a glass to the visitor*

Drunkndisorderly and Kurentslavija

The Shadow of The Grimm Reaper

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Duncan the delivery doggo wrote:

Woff wofo woof?!?!?!? (Translation) The BAR HAS AN ONLYFANS??!?!?!?!

Yes, several - There's one account starring me and Cthulhu in a Mexican-Japanese Anime fusion of 触手強姦...

Prusmia wrote:

Yeah Duncan, and so do you.

So do pretty much any of the guests that visit anywhere away from the main Bar, and cash register (which are covered by regular CCTV)...🤷🏽‍♀️

Casomehano wrote:

There’s a second floor?

Technically, due to the strange peculiarities of the Bar's status and position between realities, the number of floors the bar has is somewhere between negative infinity, zero (0), and infinity...

Sprays, cleans, and polishes the Bar.

Duncan the delivery doggo

_{ZERO ACTIVITY AT THE BAR IN 14 HOURS? - PLEASE DON'T MAKE ME COLLECT ON THE LIFE OF THIS PLACE. EVEN DEATH NEEDS A PLACE TO HANG UP HIS SCYTHE AND UNBURDEN THEMSELVES ON THE BARKEEP.}

Zany Zanes, Confederate cuba, Duncan the delivery doggo, and Consuela de la Morrela

The Emoticons of Smiley Bob

The Grimm Reaper wrote:

_{ZERO ACTIVITY AT THE BAR IN 14 HOURS? - PLEASE DON'T MAKE ME COLLECT ON THE LIFE OF THIS PLACE. EVEN DEATH NEEDS A PLACE TO HANG UP HIS SCYTHE AND UNBURDEN THEMSELVES ON THE BARKEEP.}

Ugh. I still haven't fully showered off the ectoplasm from the last time you "unburdened" yourself on me.

Zany Zanes, YouTube Inc, The Grimm Reaper, Duncan the delivery doggo, and 1 otherConsuela de la Morrela

Hollow Point

Before a fellow can become a rock star
One needs to acquire a cool guitar
Or maybe a bike
But that's just like
Something that'll leave me drinking in this bar

Brocklandia, Zany Zanes, Duncan the delivery doggo, Migrating Cheese, and 1 otherThe Peanut Feast

The Grimm Reaper wrote:

_{ZERO ACTIVITY AT THE BAR IN 14 HOURS? - PLEASE DON'T MAKE ME COLLECT ON THE LIFE OF THIS PLACE. EVEN DEATH NEEDS A PLACE TO HANG UP HIS SCYTHE AND UNBURDEN THEMSELVES ON THE BARKEEP.}

*finishes tying up Maple Hockey Canadia* so they can no longer sing Christmas music.

Hey, can somebody get me a nectar? I want to see this dude explode.

Brocklandia, The Grimm Reaper, and Duncan the delivery doggo

Duncan the delivery doggo

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Prusmia wrote:

Yeah Duncan, and so do you.

Wofl wofow fofo? (Translation) And who did that?

Prusmia wrote:

*finishes tying up Maple Hockey Canadia* so they can no longer sing Christmas music.

Hey, can somebody get me a nectar? I want to see this dude explode.

Woof woof fowo woof wofo (Translation) The Mariah Carey of NationStates

Brocklandia

Duncan the delivery doggo wrote:

Wofl wofow fofo? (Translation) And who did that?

Woof woof fowo woof wofo (Translation) The Mariah Carey of NationStates

You're a sentient dog... everyone who has a phone has at least taken 1 photo of you.

Brocklandia, Zany Zanes, and Duncan the delivery doggo

Prusmia wrote:

*finishes tying up Maple Hockey Canadia* so they can no longer sing Christmas music.

Great. Now we have to listen to Maple Hockey hum all day and all night. Might as well give hir a kazoo.

Prusmia wrote:

I want to see this dude explode.

I am not cleaning that up.

Zany Zanes, Sars cov-2, and Consuela de la Morrela

Prusmia wrote:

You're a sentient dog... everyone who has a phone has at least taken 1 photo of you.

Aren't all dogs sentient? I mean, if I could figure out a way to sit around licking myself all day and still get food and head-pats, I'd go for it.

But I'll pass on that "neuter" thing, thanks.

Consuela de la Morrela

The Who are you of Maple Hockey Canadia

Brocklandia wrote:

Great. Now we have to listen to Maple Hockey hum all day and all night. Might as well give hir a kazoo.

I am not cleaning that up.

I'll clean it up just give me the nectar.

The Peanut Feast wrote:

That is double the difficulty if you are attempting to have a romantic relationship via the NationStates telegraphic feature, owing to the necessity of keeping all communications PG-13 for any potential moderator review.

Lol we haven't gotten that far yet XD
Besides he's like 2 years younger than me so it's weird
But I love him anyways
He's an adorable little weirdo, eh

Prusmia wrote:

*finishes tying up Maple Hockey Canadia* so they can no longer sing Christmas music.

Hey, can somebody get me a nectar? I want to see this dude explode.

You think you can silence me? YOU CAN'T SILENCE CADANA HAHAHAHA *Evil Christmas-themed laughter*

_{Also, bold of you to assume I'm a dude, eh}

Zombie Penguins and Zany Zanes