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Umm nothing to say except it’s Easter, yes the famous Easter, and I’m watching a Scottish Cup semi-final between Rangers and Celtic. Still nil-nil.

That’s an Easter milk and honey for everyone in the joint, barman cutie por favor.

Tonight extra fireworks from the Yannsborg citadel to cerebrate Easter.

Yannia wrote:Tonight extra fireworks from the Yannsborg citadel to cerebrate Easter.

That is a great idea. Happy Easter, dear ones.

Secularism: First: Nelvana III top 0.009% (24th in world). Second: Yannia top 0.2%. Third: Nudesia top 0.5% … Middle: Sunny Glade top 11% … Last: The Choir Boy bottom 0%

Sex changes are routinely performed at Ever Always’s hospitals.

In Pabloh, guide dogs for the blind have been seen using government websites.

In Gayeers, kids laugh off vandalism and arson as "just fun".

Friends of Dorothy wrote:That is a great idea. Happy Easter, dear ones.

I regret to say wasn´t a happy one. There´s been a death in the family. In Real Life. I´m still a bit numb.
But that´s just Life taking its course, I guess. For countless generations it´s been so and we all know it, but one is never fully prepared for the departure of a loved one.

Dancing Dragons wrote:I regret to say wasn´t a happy one. There´s been a death in the family. In Real Life. I´m still a bit numb.
But that´s just Life taking its course, I guess. For countless generations it´s been so and we all know it, but one is never fully prepared for the departure of a loved one.

Even if it’s expected the loss is great. The person is no longer there to be with, to talk to. Condolences.

Beverage Sales: First: Grave Raven top 0.03% (60th in world). Second: The Choir Boy top 0.8%. Third: Gay Parrot top 1% … Middle: Analiksia bottom 37% … Last: Yannia bottom 0% (65th from bottom in world)

In Chq, pocket calculators are seen as status symbols for the ostentatiously wealthy.

In Dancing Dragons, getting a haircut is a punishable offence.

In Priminia, a valid legal defence is 'dead men tell no tales'.

Tuesday is Trivia Showdown Night at Tommy’s Bar

Here is your bonus question for a free milk and honey …

Which of the following films stars James Dean?

a) On Golden Pond

b) Driving Miss Daisy

c) Rebel Without a Cause

Busty Sal won’t know the answer to this any more than I do, but whisper your answer in her ear and she’ll look it up in the Book of Answers. Good luck !!!

PS Get to Tommy’s NOW !!!

Unlikely that the answer is C, but it must be. James Dean died young and the first two films are about old people.

The Naked Few wrote:Unlikely that the answer is C, but it must be. James Dean died young and the first two films are about old people.

James Dean (February 8, 1931 – September 30, 1955) was an American actor. He is remembered as a cultural icon of teenage disillusionment and social estrangement, as expressed in the title of his most celebrated film, Rebel Without a Cause (1955), in which he starred as troubled teenager Jim Stark. The other two roles that defined his stardom were loner Cal Trask in East of Eden (1955) and surly ranch hand Jett Rink in Giant (1956).

After his death in a car crash on September 30, 1955, Dean became the first actor to receive a posthumous Academy Award nomination for Best Actor for his role in East of Eden. Upon receiving a second nomination for his role in Giant the following year, Dean became the only actor to have had two posthumous acting nominations. In 1999, the American Film Institute ranked him the 18th best male movie star of Golden Age Hollywood in AFI's 100 Years...100 Stars list.

That’s a large milk and honey for The Naked Few, please barman cutie, topped to the brim with your best champagne.

Environmental Beauty: First: Nelvana III top 0.04% (93rd in world). Second: The Nude Beach top 0.09%. Third: Yannia top 0.2% … Middle: Gayeers top 10% … Last: Grave Raven bottom 0%

In Eflandia, god-fearing citizens can be seen in prayer circles around the Big Max impact crater.

In Big epic nation, children's books regularly feature formerly distressed damsels suing their princes.

In Nudesia, the government has begun selling heroin and ecstasy to help fund its projects.

Integrity: First: Yannia top 0.01% (27th in world). Second: Nelvana III top 0.03% (60th in world). Third: Joe McElderry Fan Club top 0.2% … Middle: Quesan top 19% … Last: Grave Raven bottom 0%

In Priminia, students everywhere have been despairing after the recent ban on video games.

In Pencil Sharpeners, rioting and unrest sweep the nation.

In Eflandia, parents seeking custody have to write a five-thousand word analysis of their child's imaginary friend.

Ladies' Night, Lads' Night, Gay Night, Transgender Night & Cats Drink Free

It's Thursday. Get to Tommy's NOW !!!

It's party time !!!

Retail: First: Grave Raven top 0.008% (21st in world). Second: The Choir Boy top 0.7%. Third: Barman top 4% … Middle: Dancing Dragons bottom 32% … Last: Yannia bottom 0%

In Pabloh, the government funds large training centres to turn flying turtles into functioning members of society.

In Quesan, pros are the new cons.

In Wailing Grannies, the navy plans patrols according to how many pubs nearby ports have.

Friday means fireworks at Yannsborg Citadel and wild dancing on the dunes.

Defence Forces: First: Big epic nation top 4%. Second: Transexy top 4%. Third: Iantopiia top 11% … Middle: Priminia bottom 13% … Last: Pencil Sharpeners bottom 0%

In Sharx, psychiatrists that date patients are congratulated on their romantic conquests.

In Chq, children are brainwashed at a young age to accept "love and peace!" as a way of life.

In The Nude Beach, all recreational drugs are legal.

I'm a top in something? Oh dear, I thought I was versatile!

Welfare: First: Yannia top 0.02% (55th in world). Second: Nelvana III top 0.04% (84th in world). Third: The Nude Beach top 0.2% … Middle: Discoveria II top 18% … Last: Pencil Sharpeners bottom 0%

In The Choir Boy, loan operators are losing interest due to lost interest.

In Nudesia, the masses are surrendering their civil liberties without complaint for the sake of shopping convenience.

In Quesan, court verdicts are predictable to within a hundredth of a percentage point.

Transexy wrote:I'm a top in something? Oh dear, I thought I was versatile!

Tim Curry was on top. I remember that, and I’m sure so does Brad.

Hello

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hello

Dancing Dragons wrote:Hello

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hello

Hello, my dear. How are you?

Niceness: First: Nelvana III top 0.02% (52nd in world). Second: Yannia top 0.05%. Third: Icarianna top 0.3% … Middle: Nudity land top 19% … Last: Grave Raven bottom 0%

In Loveboys, radio shows frequently feature people denouncing religion.

In Iantopiia, hordes of gardening enthusiasts are being banished from cities nationwide.

In Eflandia, citizens no longer take selfies with their dead relatives at funerals.

New Poll • When going to an event, which one best describes you?

Cheerfulness: First: Yannia top 0.03% (58th in world). Second: Nelvana III top 0.2%. Third: Icarianna top 0.2% … Middle: Eflandia bottom 17% … Last: The Choir Boy bottom 0%

In Nu comme un ver, drills and shovels have been banned as the government cracks down on any means of fracking.

In PoorChoices, pretending to be prejudiced is a good way to get out of jury duty.

In Carefree Island, increasing inclusiveness is a sign of the times.

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